A celebration of cats.  What the internet was designed for, besides the naughty stuff that goes on in the dark recesses of teh internorps.  Just some recent cat stuff.  Cuz — well, I wanna update more often.  So here you go.  Cats.  I’m sorry — I’m thinking about cats again.  In a basket. With bow ties. On a rainbow.

Kittens - Nature's most adorable murderers.

Hadn't seen this one before, but I like the cut of his gib.

Who doesn't want moar, I mean really.

Dream big, little kitty.

Owlcat - What is the meaning of Life the Universe and Everything?

Oh Nyan Cat, so many incorporations, and applications. What are you really after though?

Unrelated to Cats or Kittens

Just wanted to say — besides all this.  Why does this picture make me so angry!!!!

Y U DO THAT!

What’s that? More reaction pictures? Why? Why! Why would you do this to me! Why not? These are always fun, expressive, and perfectly cromulent. So enjoy!

If I don't hold onto my glasses, they may kill everyone here.

Churrs, Ya Hurd?

Actually, the full exploitable comic image for this is rad also, but yeah -- peer into his eyes, feel him penetrate your soul, errr, or something.

General Celebratory Victory Type Mild Fist Bump, Something Something.

Bill Murray telling you, 'you da man' or perhaps 'I know what you did last summer'

Selena Gomez just sobered up after a 6 month pill binge and wakes up next to the Biebs? Perhaps I'm misreading.

You did what to an elephant for how many jellybeans?

Bulbasaur? NO PIKACHUS MOAR BETTER (lulz best I could come up with)

Sharpie goes where?

Maximum Satisfaction

In my day, we paid a hay penny for a quart of petroleum distillate.

No Me Gusta

Y U NO SEE DEAD PEOPLE???

You did what to an elephant for how many jellybeans? Oh wait, ummm.....You...umm..nevermind.

If you don't know Powdered Toast Man -- *just shakes head*

We're on the internet, HA HA!

What an excessively long post!  No?  Want more?

MORE REACTION PICTURES (ALL CAPS!)

Didn’t see our first post?  Have no fear, it’s new to you!

Reaction Pictures, Part 1

Here’s a fun new meme — some inspirational catchphrases to peruse before you turn in for the night.  The Shadow Lurker (ominous music and oooo’s)

So, here’s the template first, so you can have your own fun.  How fun.  Or go to a generator blog that generates memes, which shall remain nameless, if you’re lazy. Real men photoshoop their own damn selves.  Just sayin’.

Shadow Lurker -- Now in Exploitable Template form.

Ok, well, I’m going to post a gallery of a couple dozen Shadow Lurker image macros, memes, representations of things with pixels, whatever you want to call them.  But first, ORIGINAL CONTENT!!!

Because you can't hug every cat.

Ok, well, maybe that’s not in keeping with the spirit of the thing.  I try again now, and do moar better.

I am the tooth fairy after all.

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You tell me, which is the true horror?

Can’t get enough of that cat.

Oh you Russian Pepper Cats - Why do I adore you so?

Check out our gallery below

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Update: 08/16/2011 — Added some more Stare Cat goodness.  Should have a page or two in the gallery now.

Another oldy, but goody, Misspelled Foods — People’s reactions tend to range from extreme giddiness, to rolling of the eyes, to extreme dislike and anger. This is going to be an excessively long post, but full of yummy goodness. I, for one, giggled like a little school girl the first time I saw these, but then again I am easily amused. There were so many that I decided to install a new image gallery function, so just click on the images to scroll through them all, or click one as it scrolls by, the adventure is yours to take, I merely point the way, you decide your own method.

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Want more Lenin Cat?  Check out our original post – Lenin Cat aka Lenin’s Cat, Part 1

Well we’ve been getting more hits on the original Lenin Cat post, so I thought I’d share some more of that fun loving commie kitty.  Enjoy.

Lenin holding a cat -- Now repeat after me muffin, the proletariat shall rise!

Lenin Cat - Power to the Proletaricat

Lenin Cat - Workers of the World Unite - Sleeps 2 Hours a Day

Lenin Cat - There is no ceiling cat. -- What would Nietzche say about that?

Lenin Cat - Must Crush Cat-pitalism

Lenin Cat - I do not enjoy other cat communists, except for chairman meow

Chairman Meow - Most adorable dictator ever.

Lenin Cat - I Refuse to Listen to the American Dogs - They Don't Even See Color

Of course, there’s always a few haters when you become a success, oh Hipster Cat, does nothing make you happy?

Oh Hipster Kitty, always so cynical.

So here’s a new one I saw this week, superimposing Steve Buscemi’s eyes onto other people. Little can top the hilarity that ensues…

Not really a person, but thought the next one was too good to exclude:

Sometimes you want to say something, but have no means to express it at the time.  That’s what reaction pictures are for.  A picture speaks a thousand words and what not.  So here’s a short selection of reaction pictures.

zomg wtf u lookin at

Hmmm, interesting, tell me more.

What'd you say about my momma?

Come at me Bro!

George Takei Sexily Agrees with that Statement

Satisfaction cat is satisfied.

Still Not Satisfied?

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Reaction Pictures, Part 2

Want more Lenin Cat?  Check out our new post — Lenin Cat aka Lenin’s Cat Part 2

Greetings Comrades!  Well we’ve been giving a lot of attention to the Business Cat image macro here lately, because, well, Business Cat is charming, cute, and a wonderful subversion of business clichés.  Truly perhaps Business Cat is the hallmark of capitalist corporate economics.   But what about a counterpoint, what about taking down the bourgeois, rising up, letting the kittehs unite!  For a while now there’s been an image floating out there of “Lenin’s Cat”, which is really just a cat whom appears to have a stylish goatee, seen below:

I Can Haz Cabbage?

For those that don’t believe it, here’s a side by side comparison of Lenin’s Cat to Lenin:

Papa, at last I've found you!

So what does our little Marxist kitteh have to say for himself?

Of course, Business Cat won’t just take this criticism lying down:

So, as per usual, it’s been hectic, and I haven’t been updating as often as I’d like.  I promise some original content, and more lengthy narratives that are full of non-sequitur and arbitrary absurdity in the near future.  In the meantime, what’s that, Business Cat again?  That’s right, deal with it.  There’s gonna be quite a lot of them this time, so, also deal with that.  Muahahahaha.