2nd Christmas without Parents – Forever Alone Rage Comic

December 22nd, 2011 by Froggy

Well, there’s been no posts forever.  My excuse is it was my last set of finals as a grad student — plus there’s not a huge audience, so it’s not like I was letting everyone down.  Just crossposting this, I slapped this up on Reddit earlier.  Just lamenting the fact that this will be my second christmas without parents — so, well, here it is, some original content for you mugs.

 

Forever Alone for Christmas

Let’s Get Tasteless for a Minute

October 14th, 2011 by Froggy

Original Content.

Free associative grieving about Steve Jobs.   Humor often masks loss.

Steve Jobs endorses Cats

Steve Jobs endorses Cats

Kittens – Cats – And All Things Related – A Celebration of Kitteh

August 21st, 2011 by Froggy

A celebration of cats.  What the internet was designed for, besides the naughty stuff that goes on in the dark recesses of teh internorps.  Just some recent cat stuff.  Cuz — well, I wanna update more often.  So here you go.  Cats.  I’m sorry — I’m thinking about cats again.  In a basket. With bow ties. On a rainbow.

Kittens - Nature's most adorable murderers.

Kittens - Nature's most adorable murderers.

Proper Kitty - Fetch Me That Red Dot

Hadn't seen this one before, but I like the cut of his gib.

Moar Kitty Cat Wants Moar!

Who doesn't want moar, I mean really.

One day I'll be a poptrt, poopin out rainbows - Kitten - Nyan Cat

Dream big, little kitty.

Owlcat - Has a Wise

Owlcat - What is the meaning of Life the Universe and Everything?

3D Rendered Nyan Cat

Oh Nyan Cat, so many incorporations, and applications. What are you really after though?

Unrelated to Cats or Kittens

Just wanted to say — besides all this.  Why does this picture make me so angry!!!!

Hubba Bubba Rage

Y U DO THAT!

Reaction Pictures, Part 2

August 17th, 2011 by Froggy

What’s that? More reaction pictures? Why? Why! Why would you do this to me! Why not? These are always fun, expressive, and perfectly cromulent. So enjoy!

Reaction Picture - Glasses

If I don't hold onto my glasses, they may kill everyone here.

Reaction Picture - Sailor and Whisky, or Whatever That Is

Churrs, Ya Hurd?

Reaction Picture - Kid with Glasses

Actually, the full exploitable comic image for this is rad also, but yeah -- peer into his eyes, feel him penetrate your soul, errr, or something.

Reaction Picture - Kid with Glasses

General Celebratory Victory Type Mild Fist Bump, Something Something.

Reaction Picture - Kid with Glasses

Bill Murray telling you, 'you da man' or perhaps 'I know what you did last summer'

Reaction Picture - Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez just sobered up after a 6 month pill binge and wakes up next to the Biebs? Perhaps I'm misreading.

Reaction Picture - President Obama

You did what to an elephant for how many jellybeans?

Reaction Picture - Christian Bale

Bulbasaur? NO PIKACHUS MOAR BETTER (lulz best I could come up with)

Reaction Picture - Bruce Willis

Sharpie goes where?

Reaction Picture - Spongebob

Maximum Satisfaction

Reaction Picture - Conan O'Brien

In my day, we paid a hay penny for a quart of petroleum distillate.

Reaction Picture - Cartoon

No Me Gusta

Reaction Picture - Haley Joel Osment

Y U NO SEE DEAD PEOPLE???

Reaction Picture - Butters

You did what to an elephant for how many jellybeans? Oh wait, ummm.....You...umm..nevermind.

Reaction Picture - Powdered Toast Man

If you don't know Powdered Toast Man -- *just shakes head*

Reaction Picture - Ferrets

We're on the internet, HA HA!

What an excessively long post!  No?  Want more?

MORE REACTION PICTURES (ALL CAPS!)

Didn’t see our first post?  Have no fear, it’s new to you!

Reaction Pictures, Part 1

Shadow Lurker

August 17th, 2011 by Froggy

Here’s a fun new meme — some inspirational catchphrases to peruse before you turn in for the night.  The Shadow Lurker (ominous music and oooo’s)

So, here’s the template first, so you can have your own fun.  How fun.  Or go to a generator blog that generates memes, which shall remain nameless, if you’re lazy. Real men photoshoop their own damn selves.  Just sayin’.

Shadow Lurker Exploitable Template

Shadow Lurker -- Now in Exploitable Template form.

Ok, well, I’m going to post a gallery of a couple dozen Shadow Lurker image macros, memes, representations of things with pixels, whatever you want to call them.  But first, ORIGINAL CONTENT!!!

Shadow Lurker - I'm Thinking About Cats Again

Because you can't hug every cat.

Ok, well, maybe that’s not in keeping with the spirit of the thing.  I try again now, and do moar better.

Shadow Lurker - Nice Teeth, I Think I'll Take Them

I am the tooth fairy after all.

Shadow Lurker - Tom Petty

You tell me, which is the true horror?

That Horse is Whack, He’s Got Poo Brain, Part 2

July 29th, 2011 by Froggy
Adventure Time - Poo Brain Horse - Computer

Let's go on the internet and googly us up some hoarses

Adventure Time - Poo Brain Horse - In a field

Oh look a horse!

Adventure Time - Poo Brain Horse - Closer
Adventure Time - Poo Brain Horse - Even Closer
Adventure Time - Poo Brain Horse
Adventure Time - Poo Brain Horse
Adventure Time - Poo Brain Horse - Big Pupils
Poo Brain Horse - Bigger Pupils
Adventure Time - Poo Brain Horse - Widest Pupils
Poo Brain Horse - Bigger Pupils
Adventure Time - Poo Brain Horse - Big Pupils
Adventure Time - Poo Brain Horse
Adventure Time - Poo Brain Horse - Closer Still
Adventure Time - Poo Brain Horse - He's Creeping Me the Math Out

Dude, he’s creeping me the math out.

Stare Cat

July 16th, 2011 by Froggy

Can’t get enough of that cat.

Stare Cat - Full Size

Oh you Russian Pepper Cats - Why do I adore you so?

Check out our gallery below :)

Update: 08/16/2011 — Added some more Stare Cat goodness.  Should have a page or two in the gallery now.

Misspelled Food

June 26th, 2011 by Froggy

Another oldy, but goody, Misspelled Foods — People’s reactions tend to range from extreme giddiness, to rolling of the eyes, to extreme dislike and anger. This is going to be an excessively long post, but full of yummy goodness. I, for one, giggled like a little school girl the first time I saw these, but then again I am easily amused. There were so many that I decided to install a new image gallery function, so just click on the images to scroll through them all, or click one as it scrolls by, the adventure is yours to take, I merely point the way, you decide your own method.

Lenin Cat aka Lenin’s Cat, Part 2

June 10th, 2011 by Froggy

Want more Lenin Cat?  Check out our original post – Lenin Cat aka Lenin’s Cat, Part 1

Well we’ve been getting more hits on the original Lenin Cat post, so I thought I’d share some more of that fun loving commie kitty.  Enjoy.

Vladimir Lenin holding a cat.

Lenin holding a cat -- Now repeat after me muffin, the proletariat shall rise!

Lenin Cat - Power to the proletaricat

Lenin Cat - Power to the Proletaricat

Lenin Cat - Workers of the World Unite - Sleeps 2 Hours a Day

Lenin Cat - Workers of the World Unite - Sleeps 2 Hours a Day

Lenin Cat - There is no ceiling cat.

Lenin Cat - There is no ceiling cat. -- What would Nietzche say about that?

Lenin Cat - Must Crush Cat-pitalism

Lenin Cat - Must Crush Cat-pitalism

Lenin Cat - I do not enjoy other cat communists, except for chairman meow

Lenin Cat - I do not enjoy other cat communists, except for chairman meow

Chairman Meow - Most adorable dictator ever.

Chairman Meow - Most adorable dictator ever.

Lenin Cat - I Refuse to Listen to the American Dogs - They Don't Even See Color

Lenin Cat - I Refuse to Listen to the American Dogs - They Don't Even See Color

Of course, there’s always a few haters when you become a success, oh Hipster Cat, does nothing make you happy?

Hipster Cat - Hipster Kitty - Lenin Cat - More Like Sell Out Cat

Oh Hipster Kitty, always so cynical.

Jack Kevorkian, Dr. Death: Dead at 83 – Activist and Painter

June 3rd, 2011 by Froggy

Goodnight Sweet Prince, Jack Kevorkian, also known as Dr. Death passed away today at the age of 83.  Known as an advocate for physician assisted suicide, Kevorkian assisted 130 or more people in ending their lives.  He spurred national and global debates about a patient’s right to die — even serving time in jail for his practices and beliefs.  But did you also know he was a painter?  He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon — two coats!  Ok, besides bad allusions to The Producers, he was an artist.  Kevorkian painted serene scenes of bunny rabbits and flowers.

Picture of Jack Kevorkian

Where's all the plugs at?

No, wait, did I say serene?  The horror!  The horror!

Jack Kevorkian Painting - For He is Raised

Jack Kevorkian Painting - For He is Raised

Jack Kevorkian Painting - Brotherhood

Jack Kevorkian Painting - Brotherhood

Jack Kevorkian Painting - Very Still Life

Jack Kevorkian Painting - Very Still Life

Jack Kevorkian Painting - The Gourmet (On War)

Jack Kevorkian Painting - The Gourmet (On War)

Jack Kevorkian Painting - Paralysis

Jack Kevorkian Painting - Paralysis

Jack Kevorkian Painting - Double Cross of Justice

Jack Kevorkian Painting - Double Cross of Justice

Jack Kevorkian Painting - Fever

Jack Kevorkian Painting - Fever

Jack Kevorkian Painting -  Nearer My God to Thee

Jack Kevorkian Painting - Nearer My God to Thee

Like his life, his art seems to seek to expose injustice, the apathy of those in charge, and the hypocrisy of a system that prolongs suffering.  Rest in peace Dr. Death, you fought for what you thought was right, and we’ll miss your shenanigans.

The American Medical Association says the humane way is to let people starve and thirst to death. If you did that to an animal, you’d be put in jail immediately … In the face of such insanity masquerading as authority, who wouldn’t be strident?”

— Jack Kevorkian

“Jack Kevorkian dead at 83.
Final Stats: 0 points, 0 rebounds, 133 assists.”

— My homeboy Jays